Turning 66

I still consider myself as being young because i don't: *wear blue jean shorts *wear white leather walking gym shoes *drive a golf cart around my neighborhood *pull my pants up to my chest *have the shakes *drive at a snails pace on the road *collect social security *cut my lawn 3x a week *go on cruises *drink tea *play bingo *wear house slippers *wear a robe *power walk at the mall *eat jello for dessert *carry hard candy in my pocket *write checks at the grocery *do crossword puzzles *wear pajama sets *send holiday letters *consider myself old Have I convinced anyone that 66 is not as bad as everyone thinks? Have a good day